Fast Food Dating... going thu da drive thru... baby
Yeah I know, a many of you women are too damn good da being shuffled to Church;s chicken, or Whataburger, etc. on a fast food date! Hell, why not go to Kentucky Fried Chicken, etc. A date is a date! Right? Go through da drive through, and sit in da parking lot, and down some fast food! Alone with a Big Red, now dats a date! LMBO... @ ya rolling yo eyes, etc. So whut, you got all dressed up! Look woman, if a brutha just happened da pull in to the local chicken shack and ordered a couple of Three Piece Meals, Fries, and a Big Red that be alright wouldn't it? It's what Gfb call "Fast Food" dating... And don't slide up in hea acting like you don't eat or cannot stand Church's Chicken either. Gfb knows better.... Got to run my order is ready.... later
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U crack me up. Here's what you should do, go to 'Church's chicken' or some other chicken shack, buy the 'FULL' family meal deal - the works. Go home set it all up at your dining room table buy a bottle of cheap wine.....call your lady friend over and enjoy a great evening, she might be impressed at least at your Efforts.
BUT
DON'T take a woman with you to a drive-thru and make her eat her food ON her lap.....and you call that a date!
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!
Grab yo coat and lets ride den... I know you can handle da Big Red. etc.. say da word and we out. QQ... LMBO... iva hea.
Damn... dat's too cold! but Imma hold out fer you anyway. I kinda thnk you'll come around. Hollar at me when ya ready! Hell... Imma even get ya a large fries with dat chicken! Maybe a couple of dem big azz biscuits too. Anything you want while going thru dat drive thu! Ova hea LMBO!!! I can see us now... low ryding thru da drive thru... Can't you? QQ... Say whuttt!!!!
Mybe we can catch Boogy Slims drive thru, Rib Shack, etc. Since yo azz kinda high maintenance, etc. We can shoot thu da Rib Shack, etc. and git it da go. Ya feeling me hea? QQ... Btw, da heffa down da skreet was "Susie Q," she moved to da projects, in da hood. Iffin u change yo mind let a brutha know....
FTFOLMAO
Look u know you wanna git out der, etc. Boogy slims got dat good barbQ, and on da side he got dem pig knuckles too. Lemmie kno sumptin' soon now... my gas getting low... QQ.... you want me da page u... LMBO.... whutchu saying....
Man you can't do that? LOLOL she will never fool with ya again 🤣🤣
Man these women like it when you go thu dat drive thu and get dat 4 piece and a big red! QQ... Hell don't go da Boogy Slims and git a bucket of them ribs, etc. They'll love you fer dat! LMBO... ova hea. etc. Drive thru's are popular des days.
Heheheheh! Mane I love you Texas brothers 👊🏾
Man OH Man! Ain't we had some fun all this time? The rest of the Crew, too. If you or me died close together, Nandi would hafta bury both. I go, you go, vice versa. Suuuure hope she does it quick, or have armed guards watching over us 'til the services. Maaaaaan, Cepps and NYRed would be digging in our pockets, stealin' our drawz, God knows what else. D. and Kat would FAINT if it was one of those "open casket" affairs. 'Cepps has the talent, and 'Red has the balls...and getaway car. Our respective jeweler and shit would be hocked at LIGHTSPEED. BUT!!
Not if them ratchet mofoze go FIRST. Just sayin'...
LOLOL 😎 I get along good with Texans because I know that if you respect a Texan they'll love you.
LOLOLOL 👍🏽😍
20 pieces? Dude - is this a dinner? Or a tailgate party? 🤣🤣🤣 Good Lawd - if you buying a date 20 pieces of chicken - she's gotta be a biggin, yes?
🤣🤣🤣 My Gawd!!!!20?
G - man I am not buying no 20 pieces of chicken for no date!!!! 🤣🤣 I mean come on - I ain't feeding her 5 kids too, fuck that 👊🏽
Man... dats whut it do, feed dem bad azz kids! Gib dem sumptin da do, while you and her do da do! Ya feeling me hea? No shyt man... it is whut it is. Gfb... gettin' on up...Damn!!
She'll be in the lobby and signing her new book. "Ghat Dammitt JP! WTF Are You Doing?!?! And Where Are Yo DAMN DRAWZ?!".
QQ... @ Jeff Ruby's, they got extra spicy? Imma roll thu dey drive thu later. JP ya need sumptin'? Sigh, I read whutchu said, And you right! Btw, whut time dey close? easing on up outta hea... Gfb gone...
Come on, Homes.... you pulling our leg man!!! 😊
I'd buy you not a damn thing 😎😍 Happy holidays sweetie 😍